Friday Men’s - Oct 13, 2023

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Game One: Only Fans @ Disciples
The Disciples posted 3 runs right out of the gate and held Only Fans scoreless in the first. Then it all went downhill. The Disciples would scratch out 2 more runs but would end with 5 in total. Each of the first 5 batters crossed the plate once (both Richies, Sean, Trevor, & Justin). Only Fans would grab the victory, scoring 10 in the process. Richie Z homered and scored twice. Steve went 2 for 3 with 2 runs scored and an RBI.

Game Two: Dirty Dozen @ Only Fans
We put our highly paid, expert softball analyst into motion… turns out, if you don’t score any runs, you cannot win the softball game. D12 was held scoreless by Only Fans. Yes, in slowpitch, underhand softball. Only Fans pushed 9 runs across, featuring an Andrew Alexander homer. Richie Z went 3 for 4 with 2 doubles, 2 runs scored, and 3 RBIs.

Game Three: Generals @ Dirty Dozen
D12 must have saved their offensive output for the Generals. Yikes. They scored 7 in the first, 8 in the 2nd, and 4 in the 3rd inning. D12 batted 13 players on the night, and all but one would score at least once. Pete scored 4 times, while John, Arik, and John U., each would score twice. Pete also homered in the 5th inning. Generally speaking, Kevin would have a nice night, going 2 for 4, with a grand slam, 2 runs scored, and 4 RBIs. D12 spanks the Generals, 25 - 11.

***Shout out to scorekeeper, Fern. In the words of S. Carter, “A wise man told me don't argue with fools. Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who.”