From The Gutter / Week 5

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From The Gutter / Week 5

Post by sixofdiamonds » Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:42 am

Splits and Giggles emerges from their competitive coma to take all 7 from previously unbeatable Finger Poppin. Nick Todd carves out 3 games over average.

The Pin Splitters and Bowl Movement affair is being recalculated. The bowling center forfeited Pin Splitter’s 3 games. While this may be ABC protocol, this is not how we do it. A forfeit only occurs if all 3 bowlers do not show. Now that does not mean it’s an automatic 7-point win for the opposing team. The opposing team must bowl and beat the absent team scores (each bowler minus 10 pins). Pin Splitters take 5 from Bowl Movement.

The Bowling Stones top Big Heads 5-2 with a lot of ho-hum bowling on both sides of the ball return.

Suds beginning to bubble a bit as they take 6 from The Incredibowls. Jeff O. with 3 games over. Justin Haines’ fired a 63-over for naught.

Caitlyn Thompson’s 3 games over propels A Team Has No Name to a 5-2 win over rival Shut Up and Roll. Jon Motts’ 53-over 237 saves the 2-point play for SUAR.

When you face a team that tosses 8 of 9 games under average, your chances are good for the 7-point sweep. Such was the case for The Nines vs. Two and a Half Men. Dave Ward’s 207 and Stewart Smith’s 209 led the charge.

Jon Poore’s pair of 233’s gives Wu-Tang Forever the 5-2 nod over PC Squared.

PPB grabs 5 of 7 from Dookie Brewsters.

Gary Thompson’s pair of deuces helps FYC take 5 from the Gutter Girls. Linda Darts 41-over 180 saves the 2-pointer for GG.

The Gutter Humiliation and Split Happens affair is being recalculated. The bowling center forfeited both teams. While this may be ABC protocol, this is not how we do it. A forfeit only occurs if all 3 bowlers do not show. Now that does not mean it’s an automatic 7-point win for the opposing team. The opposing team must bowl and beat the absent team scores (each bowler minus 10 pins). Gutter Humiliation tops Split Happens 5-2.

That’s How We Roll maintains their winning ways with a 5-2 win over Glory Bowl.

Bill Shallcross’ 45-over 207 paces Splits Heads to a 5-point win over Split or Swallow. Ali Theis fires a 39-over to save 2 for S or S.

Little Lebowski is making their presence felt in the East with a 5-2 win over Three Fingers Deep. Dan O’Brien hurled a 74-over 230 for LL.

3 of the 4 conferences are highly contentious. That’s How We Roll is dominating the East with a single digit number in the loss column. The West has 6 teams within a week’s worth of points. The same basically holds true for the North and South.

Recap and standings sheets amended.

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