| 6/2/2026 | ||||||||||
| Wins | Losses | Ties | Winning% | Runs Scored | Runs Given Up | Ratio | Avg RS | Avg RGU | Games Back | |
| Piss Missiles | 7 | 1 | 0 | 875 | 128 | 64 | 2.0:1 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
| Hitmen | 7 | 1 | 0 | 875 | 116 | 64 | 1.8:1 | 14.5 | 8 | 0 |
| Philly's Phinest | 5 | 3 | 0 | 625 | 106 | 92 | 1.2:1 | 13.3 | 11.5 | 2 |
| Birds of War | 4 | 4 | 0 | 500 | 90 | 115 | 0.8:1 | 11.3 | 14.4 | 3 |
| Morning Wood | 4 | 4 | 0 | 500 | 109 | 98 | 1.1:1 | 13.6 | 12.3 | 3 |
| Sprouse Electric | 1 | 7 | 0 | 125 | 77 | 95 | 0.8:1 | 9.6 | 11.9 | 6 |
| Ereptile Dysfunction | 0 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 150 | 0.3:1 | 6.5 | 18.8 | 7 |