| 4/16/2026 | ||||||||||
| Wins | Losses | Ties | Winning% | Runs Scored | Runs Given Up | Ratio | Avg RS | Avg RGU | Games Back | |
| Philly's Phinest | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1000 | 29 | 10 | 2.9:1 | 14.5 | 5 | 0 |
| Morning Wood | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1000 | 5 | 2 | 2.5:1 | 5 | 2 | 0.5 |
| Piss Missiles | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1000 | 16 | 2 | 8.0:1 | 16 | 2 | 0.5 |
| Ereptile Dysfunction | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 0.3:1 | 5 | 17 | 1.5 |
| Sprouse Electric | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0.4:1 | 2 | 5 | 1.5 |
| Birds of War | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 28 | 0.3:1 | 3.5 | 14 | 2 |