| 5/13/2026 | ||||||||||
| Wins | Losses | Ties | Winning% | Runs Scored | Runs Given Up | Ratio | Avg RS | Avg RGU | Games Back | |
| Hitmen | 5 | 1 | 0 | 833 | 76 | 36 | 2.1:1 | 12.7 | 6 | 0 |
| Philly's Phinest | 5 | 1 | 0 | 833 | 78 | 54 | 1.4:1 | 13 | 9 | 0 |
| Piss Missiles | 4 | 1 | 0 | 800 | 76 | 38 | 2.0:1 | 15.2 | 7.6 | 0.5 |
| Morning Wood | 3 | 2 | 0 | 600 | 69 | 43 | 1.6:1 | 13.8 | 8.6 | 1.5 |
| Birds of War | 2 | 3 | 0 | 400 | 39 | 67 | 0.6:1 | 7.8 | 13.4 | 2.5 |
| Sprouse Electric | 1 | 5 | 0 | 167 | 53 | 62 | 0.9:1 | 8.8 | 10.3 | 4 |
| Ereptile Dysfunction | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 44 | 135 | 0.3:1 | 6.3 | 19.3 | 5.5 |