Conduct Unbecoming....

[Strow]

So now that the heavens have opened up and the mountains have moved and I am officially OLD....I need to know what I have to do to be conduct unbecoming of a core player and be an Eddie now?? Do I'm light something on fire?? Do I burn something down??? Do I pee on something?? Do I get to run something over?? Do we sacrifice league officials to the softball gods....what do I need to do?? I feel like there is some kinda secret Eddie ritual that I am missing out on...or some kinda of secret Eddie handshake that no one told me about....Can I get some help on this please??!!!

[sixofdiamonds]

No, you don't have to light something on fire or empty your bladder on anything. If at any point this year you turn 52, you are an eddie as of the 1st of the year. It's no different than turning 21. Nothing magical happens. You just go out and get sh!t-faced. Now you get to use one of these to reach first base...



Welcome to the 'Land of Eddie', Strow.

[Strow]

I am so excited I may lose control of my bladder....

[sixofdiamonds]

I'll ask Andy if he will keep a supply of these at the snack bar.